It’s the first shred we’ve done in a little bit, but it’s a killer. Reminds us of this idea for a movie Natural Child had the other day for The Godfather 3D featuring Eddie Murphy as the Corleone family and DL Hughley, Usher, Martin Lawrence, Forest Whittaker and Oliver Stone are all involved somehow too. Look for it in theaters soon!
TINY GODS: SEASON 1
Ok. So obviously, we haven’t shredded in a while. However, this is only because we here at the Shred have been working up the next wave of reality television. We are confident that we have created the best television show ever that is the worst for humanity ever. It combines all different mediums and sensory receptors to make sure you are not merely entertained, but also completely overwhelmed. Macabre.
Ok. So the show is called TINY GODS. Essentially, auditions are held in the all the junior cities close to major cities like: Murfreesboro to Nashville, or Roanoke to Richmond. These auditions will be held in strip malls, churches, public schools, dance halls, shooting ranges, and all other avenues of amoebic insanity. The auditions will be advertised as a, “Chance for you to speak your mind on national television about what’s wrong with the world in hopes of making it a better place.” So it’s like a mission, and we get the most crazy, vocal, articulate, and militant people ever. We want post-human Krang Baby Babylons.
After we go through our endless youtubes of the auditions, we pick out the 9 most ideologically incompatible and send them to their luxurious glass-walled compound with a mirror-walled bed and public bathroom and have them get to know each other. Why do they need to know each other? Because they have to co-exist? HELL NO! To fulfill you’re entitled right to entertainment as the consumer!
Why the glass walls you ask? Because we give them an almost unlimited supply of cash to purchase whatever garb and commodities they need to feel well-represented in the glass-walled compound, because if we know who THEY are, WE know who WE are, ya know? So now, we’ve got all the Strangelove’s in the glass-walled compound secured in their externally acquired identities and getting to know each other. Now, it’s time for the T.V. voodoo magic to take hold.
Essentially, every week, each member in the glass-compound has to write a derogatory cartoon about one of the housemates, showcasing how their ideological leanings are false and contribute to negativity within the world. Pixar will animate these cartoons and attempt to pepper them with as much cartoon realism as possible. But where is the competition you ask?
Well, the member who HAS NOT been caricatured in a polemic cartoon each week, will be voted off, because they aren’t causing any problems hence they are not entertaining. Eventually, it boils down to two people, and they have to make a polemic against themselves, and the one the judges like the most wins, and he or she is the TINY GOD, and they get to keep the glass-walled compound and all the stuff, and their life is subject to 24 hour webcam coverage so now they are equally omniscient as the rest of the world.
I don’t think I REALLY know how to vote in local elections, wait, does anyone my age? College?,