“We’re kind of busy right now, and we don’t have much to say today guys. Our parents won’t get off our backs about breaking these phones that they just bought for us 6 months ago. It’s not our fault that we like to text while using the tiolet. Toilet. We can’t go, but anyone of age should head to The Springwater to catch German Castro’s last show and Kintaro. We really wish we could see German Castro, but we’re too young to go tonight. But, Say la vee.”
Dictated, but not read.