It is primetime to do some holiday shopping at two of your favorite local businesses: Grimey’s and Local Honey. Grimey’s is celebrating the season as they always do, except it’s a little special-er than usual this year becuase it’s their 10 year anniversary! It’s going down this Saturday [Dec. 19] and it’s gonna make our wallets much lighter. Here’s the scoop: Lylas, Melissa Mathis, Nahy Ukulele Orchestra feat. Tom Littlefield and Jen Gunderman play Charlie Brown Christmas, human snowglobe, bigtime discounts, goodies, and maybeeeee the last time for you to get riled up by Naughty Santa [we’ll miss him making fun of us for buying Kraftwerk records] If that doesn’t spike your eggnog, they will probably have some spiked eggnog. All day Saturday, be there, we will.

As for Local Honey, our fave-babe Shea Steele informed us that she’s got some fucking nuts-o deals going on this Friday [Dec. 18th] to celebrate the season. Listen to this: 30% off EVERYTHING! INCLUDING GIFT CARDS!! That’s free money people [‘Cause you know you’re gonna spend it there anyways. Don’t pretend for one single second like you’re not gonna by that Crack Mountain sweater or a White Rabbit skirt] She’ll have champagne [Shea, girl, you are always puttin’ on our ritz] and some choice tunes to party to. This one’s happnin from 5-9PM only, so get in there and get the goods.